DO YOU EVER CRY BECAUSE OF THE REALIZATION THAT SINCE MERLIN WAS ALWAYS BEGGING FOR A DAY OFF AND ARTHUR NEVER GAVE HIM ONE, THAT MEANS MERLIN AND ARTHUR SPENT EVERY SINGLE DAY TOGETHER. IN TEN YEARS, THEY NEVER SPENT A SINGLE DAY APART. unless one of them was off almost getting killed. but besides that NOT. A. SINGLE. DAY.
I have to pee so damn bad, but I have to take a drug test to get rehired at work for the summer in a hour and I’m gonna explode
“You know a smaller man would be offended, a smaller man would be wounded.”
“And a cleverer man would sing fewer songs.”
Trevor Slattary - best of
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact Tony Stark killed a man over a Dora the Explorer watch.